Snowman Poop Poem
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Snowman Poop is a Fun Christmas Gag Gift
Here's a quick and easy gag gift to make for your friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who has been on your Naughty list this year (or even those who've been Nice!). It's easy and fun. And kids love it!
Simply take a plastic Ziploc-type bag and fill it with mini marshmallows, popcorn, Hershey's Hugs, or any small white candies. If you'd like. you can also add some white sprinkles. Then attach one of the "snowman poop" poems below and deliver to your Naughty list recipient.
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Snowman Poop Poems
Snowman Poop Poem #1
This is the snowman poop poem that seems to be most common on the web. It's short, funny, and lets the recipient know that this gift is because they've been naughty.
I hear that you've been naughty.
So listen, here's the scoop.
Instead of getting coal this year,
You're getting snowman poop!
Snowman Poop Poem (Santa's viewpoint)
This variation is very similar to the poem above, but it's worded as if it's written by Santa Claus.
I heard that you've been naughty,
So listen, here's the scoop...
I'm running short on coal this year,
So here's some snowman poop!
Snowman Poop (Sweet Dreams Version)
This poop poem is a bit longer and abandons the idea that the recipient is getting snowman poop as a punishment. In fact, in this version, the sweet treat also promises sweet dreams.
In the cold of winter when snow arrives,
The snowmen dance and feel alive.
If you follow in their tracks,
You'll find little droppings from their cracks.
Round and white, so sweet and light,
Eat one or two for sweet dreams tonight!
Snowman Poop (Sweet Dreams Version #2)
In this version of the poem, the recipient is again getting snowman poop as a punishment, but they can still have sweet dreams.
Santa came and went last night
Traveling on his worldwide loop.
Because you weren't so good this year
You get no coal, just snowman poop.
Round and white, tasty and light
Eat some for sweet dreams tonight!
Snowman Poop (Santa Stocking Version)
This variation works well for snowman poop that is left in someone's Christmas stocking.
Santa looked at his list,
Even checked it twice.
And he's seen that you've not been very nice.
Since coal's so expensive, here's the scoop -
Santa's filling your stocking
with snowman poop.
Snowman Poo
You better watch out, you better not cry. Santa's watching and bringing "poo" instead of "poop."
He knows that you've been bad -
Santa's always watching you.
So all you get for Christmas
is this snowman poo.
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greatttttt!
I thought that was really cute poem. I better be careful or I just might get snowman poop too for Christnas. lol
Haha silly and funny
this is perfect for a pradical joke
Great hub for some funny gifts! Thanks for sharing!
ok ;)
Luv it! Will be passing out some "Snowman Poop" this year. The kids will definitely get a kick out of it ;-) Rock on!
fab thanks!
This is a great idea. I live in Nicaragua now so we are short on snowmen. If I every spend another Christmas back in Canada I hope to remember to give out some poop.
Lisa,
I thought your Hub was pretty funny. I plan on putting this great gift in more than a few stockings. Here is My Verse. But I’m giving you credit, so when shopping I go, I won’t have to sweat it.
I watched you last year
And I saw you’re a snoop
You thought you got away
Without us knowing this Scoop
I told my elves
And their a faithful Troop
So your package is wrapped clear
With a bright green ribbon loop
So this year when we load
Santa’s shiny red coupe
I’ll know just where to reach
As over your house I swoop
Slam dunking your gift
Down the Chimney like a hoop
So don’t light a fire
In the hearth of your Coop
If you do your gonna melt
Your Gift, Snowman Poop
What a cute and funny idea! Thanks for the great hub.
Very cute and so sneaky!! haha I know someone who will be getting Snowman poop this christmas :)
LOL, love it!
A little bit funny. I have seen this snow man poop you write about. Tasty if you don't think of it coming out the wrong end.
You researched your article well.
One of my teachers used to collect fake poop. So I got her some snowman poop. The poem was much easier to remember (memorize)...it was:
You've been bad so here's the scoop.
All you get for Christmas is Snowman poop!
Too cute!
This is hilarious! Thanks for the stocking stuffer idea. My 12 year old boy will love it!
lol :-)
This is so cool! I will be pulling this one over on my kids this year! Thank you for the idea!
hey i think it was good 1 day ago i had 2 parts of snowmen poop
hey i love it but it makes me feel it is kind of wrong :.)
I did a bunch of these for party favors at my christmas party, it was great!
LOL, O.k. this sounds like fun as long as the snowman poop doesn't look to yucky :) the poems are really unique!
haha i like this idea
I saw these at a holiday fair one year. I think it's pretty funny.
Now I've heard everything.....cute idea for sure.
So, its too easy to make a snowman poop, having great fun really very attractive with childrens.
Snowman Poop. Classic. :)
Really neato.
the person who wrote the REALLY long poem up near the top, that is waaaaay too many rhymes for poop! and its really really cheesy. take it down a noch will ya?!
I love these, great job people!
I cant get enough snowman poop!
it so for my preschoolers
i forgot to write a word . It so cool for my preschoolers
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dohn121 Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago
Geez, looks like I'm going to be buying boxes of ziploc bags and various candies for X-Mas this year! I really do like this idea! Thanks!