Printable Pumpkin Poop Poem for Halloween

Do your kids love pumpkin poop? No, I'm not talking about those ooey, gooey, gross guts inside the pumpkin. I'm talking about tasty candy "poop." Don't know what that is? For those of you who aren't familiar with pumpkin poop, it's merely a silly way of turning ordinary candy corn into a fun Halloween gag gift. Kids love it!

Making pumpkin poop is a simple two-step process. Here's how:

1. Fill plastic bags with candy corn.
2. Attach a copy of the printable poop poem to the bags.

That's it! Suddenly a boring bag of candy becomes a fun gift.

You can also use this same concept to make ghost poop using white chocolate chips or mini marshmallows, bat poop using any small chocolate candies, or scarecrow poop using Reese's Pieces. For any of these variations, you can use the following poem by changing the word "ghost" to "scarecrow" or "bat," depending on your preference.

I hear that you've been playing tricks,
So listen, here's the scoop.
I've run out of tasty candy treats,
So instead you get ghost poop!

You can also find other variations of the pumpkin poop poem online or write a new version yourself. It's a silly way to have fun at Halloween!

To get a copy of the illustrated poem shown here, which includes a trail of candy corn pumpkin poop behind the jack-o-lantern, right click on the image below and choose "Save Image As..." if you use Firefox or "Save Picture As...." if you use Internet Explorer. After you save the image to your computer, you can print out single copies in this size or copy and paste four into a Microsoft Word document and print several at once.